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Thursday, August 25, 2005

People who look like people XVI.

Time and again, dear readers, do I stumble upon the horrible results of some mad scientist's doing. Even without really looking, I find them left and right - I find them simply everywhere. I am, of course, talking about clones. Yes, clones. Someone got it into their mind that there aren't enough celebrities as is, and that person started cloning the ones we do have.

This must be stopped, and if no one will, then I must. My first step - exposing these horrid clones. Here they are:

Clues:
  • One of these people is kinda gross.
  • The other is .. well .. kinda gross, also.

? ?

Eternal fame and an unlimited supply of Swedish nymphomaniac groupies to whoever gets the names.

Cheers

16 Comments:

Blogger The Snakehead said...

No no no.

Kristie Alley and Christina Applegate.

10:49 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Or is it Fergie from Black Eye Peas?

10:50 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm thinking Kirstie Alley and that girl from The Black-Eyed Peas. (Fergie?)

10:52 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn you Snakehead!

(I still win, cause I only had to guess one time. That is, if it is Fergie.)

10:52 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

It is Kirstie Alley and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas. So, that eliminates you, Chicken.

As a tiebreaker, I ask you this - both clues refer to a certain grossness on the part of these two .. erm .. ladies. What am I refering to? (I need two answers.)

Cheers

12:29 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weight and music!

12:45 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Weight, for Kirstie Alley, is correct.

And while I fully agree to the fact that The Black Eyed Peas' 'music' (or 'noise', as I call it) is very, very gross, obscene even, Fergie has done something even grosser.

The first to get that, wins.

Cheers

12:50 am  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Fergie licks her own vagina!

2:51 am  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Fergie is going to marry that what's-his-name.

2:57 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fergie was in a Troma movie (The Monster In the Closet) when she was young. Troma is gross.

She also sang back-up for Martika - also gross.

5:16 am  
Blogger Martin said...

All incorrect.

Come on, people, I'm stuck here with that unlimited supply of Swedish nymphomaniac groupies, so ..

.. hang on.

Take your time, guys!

Cheers

11:42 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She supposedly peed her pants on stage, but it was likely just sweat.

12:49 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Bingo.

However, considering you're anonymous, I'll be sending the eternal fame to lies for getting the weight-issue, and I'll be keeping the unlimited supply of Swedish nymphomaniac groupies for myself.

And it was pee. The full stops behind the clues are links. Click them to take a closer look. See, it's pee.

Cheers

12:56 pm  
Blogger Pep said...

I clicked on your cleverly hidden links.


FUCK! Don't do that again!!!!


:/

8:09 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Nasty, eh?

So, sweat or pee?

Cheers

10:44 pm  
Blogger Pep said...

Oh, pee for sure. Sweat doesn't look like that! Dirty minger! And Fergies isn't much better!!!

:)

10:22 am  

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