The interview -- Snakehead.

The other day I thought of an interesting idea for a new blog - I wanted to interview the people behind the blogs I have in my links section. Considering I already had had some contact with Snakehead, I decided to approach him first. Being the narcissist that he is, he agreed to letting me ask him a few blogrelated question, the answers to which you'll read in a second.

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1. Tell something about yourself.
• I am a guy. I have a penis. I have 2 balls. I am hairless. I am a pervert. I love weed


2. How long have you been blogging?
• Since May 13th 2005. Although that's not the date of the 1st post. That's because something happened somewhere, someone got drunk and someone else got pregnant while someone dropped the biggest turd in the world, so 1st post isn't written on May 13. May 13 is also my birthday. I'm still taking belated birthday presents.


3. Why did you start blogging?
• Because one day I saw a chicken talking to a dog on the street, and they both told me to. Or maybe because I know I'm a good writer and I'm a funny guy and I want to share it with other people. But mostly because I just want to make this world a better place, for our kids. And our future. And also to prevent the ozone layer from depleting.


4. How many posts have you written to date?
• Blogger says I have 87 posts. But I think he's lying. I mean, who the hell is this Blogger anyway? Is he a close relative of Booger?


5. Which posts are you most proud of and why?
• Brad Pitt Sent Me An E-mail -- C'mon, it's Brad Pitt. 'Nuf said.
• U-Turn -- Because I had tears trickling down my cheeks when I was done writing it.
• Knock Knock Knocking On Heaven's Door -- Because it's funny as hell.
• Nightingale -- Because it comes right from the bottom of my heart.
• Falling Leaves Return To Roots -- Because I didn't think I could do it. But I did.
• 't Is -- Because it's beautiful


6. Who was the first person to comment on your blog – outside of friends/family?
• Lulu from http://www.viewlulu.blogspot.com/
  • Editor's note: Comment can be found here.


7. What would you rather have – less visitors but more comments or many visitors but no comments?
• Neither. I would rather have MORE visitors with MORE comments. I'm a comment slut. And I want it all.


8. Is there something you would like to post about on your blog, but haven't yet?
• No. That's because I told myself from day 1 that I will not hold back. Otherwise it kills the purpose of writing.


9. Where do you get your inspiration from for a blog?
• My daily life, my thoughts, and hot gay porn.


10. Do your friends/ family read your blog?
• Only one friend. And that's enough.


11. How many blogs are there in your links list?
• 24 (But Keifer Sutherland isn't in it. If you don't get the joke then forget it.)
• Editor's note: Who the hell wouldn't get that joke?!


12. Which blog do you check out first and why?
• I go through them alphabetically. I check all of them.
• Editor's note: That means I'm one before last, you bastard! Ahem.


13. Do you always leave comments at blogs you read?
• 80% of the time. But not when I'm too hungry or when I just trimmed my pubes.


14. What do you most like about other blogs?
• The contents maybe? I don't know. Goddamn it, Martin! This is too hard!! You're giving me a headache!


15. What do you most dislike about other blogs?
• See above.


16. What single thing would you like to improve about your blog?
• Errrrrrr.......... I can't do this anymore. I can't! I just can't!! Oh no! I can't breathe... I can't breathe!! Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!


17. In a conversation about your blog, how would you like it described?
• Thoughts. Feelings. Sorrows. Happiness. No holds barred. All here. All raw. All exposed.

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And that's Snakehead, in a nutshell - be sure to check him out occasionally, he's great fun. Just don't tell him, he's rather bigheaded as it is.

Cheers