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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

The interview -- Hay.

Last week I posted a blogrelated interview I'd done with my esteemed (ahem) colleague Mr. Snakehead. This week I offer you an insight into the private blogosphere of my Danish fellow blogger, Hay.

Now, at first glance, Hay might seem a tad bit depressing, and too thoughtful for his own good, but once you penetrate (contain yourself, Snake) through the layer of self-mockery and the blatant deification of his ass, he's actually got quite a few interesting things to say.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Hay:


  1. Tell something about yourself.
    • Man (just try and prove me wrong). Soon 23, so you better get those presents ready. A bloody economics student, starved for attention and lazy. Great ass, though.
      • Editor's note: I warned you about the ass.

  2. How long have you been blogging?
    • Since November 25th, 2004

  3. Why did you start blogging?
    • I read one and thought it could be fun. Of course it wasn't but at least I got to torment people with crap writing and bitching.

  4. How many posts have you written to date?
    • 102 apparently and all of them words of genius.

  5. Which posts are you most proud of and why?
    • Can't really think of any I'm proud of. But feel free to read them all and let me know if there are any I should be proud of.

  6. Who was the first person to comment on your blog – outside of friends/family?
    • Anonymous, but I know who it is. The first to post with name was luz de la luna.
      • Editor's note: Anonymous can be found here, and Luz De La Luna here.

  7. What would you rather have – less visitors but more comments or many visitors but no comments?
    • I would prefer less visitors and more comments, but I like it the way it is now. Is more visitors and comments out of the question?

  8. Is there something you would like to post about on your blog, but haven't yet?
    • I would like to post what I write off-line from time to time, but I'm to lazy to write it on my computer, but that isn't really about anything specific.

  9. Where do you get your inspiration from for a blog?
    • I've never been inspired to write anything, I just write whatever comes to mind, but never by inspiration.

  10. Do your friends/ family read your blog?
    • One friend and that is quite enough. I prefer it to be people I only know online who read it.

  11. How many blogs are there in your links list?
    • Five so far, probably add some more at some point.

  12. Which blog do you check out first and why?
    • Christina's Battle of Life because she is at the top of my bookmark list.
      • Editor's note: Again someone not checking my blog first. I'm seeing a pattern here.

  13. Do you always leave comments at blogs you read?
    • Not always, sometimes I don't have anything to say.

  14. What do you most like about other blogs?
    • They are all somewhat different. I like to get a look at how other people think and what they chose to share.

  15. What do you most dislike about other blogs?
    • They are all better than mine. Except the one called The Wet something; man, he doesn't know how to write, does he? Or is it The Dry something?
      • Editor's note: Can you spell 'Yada yada yada', kids?

  16. What single thing would you like to improve about your blog?
    • The template, it sucks. There are more things I would like to improve but that is the only one that's possible.

  17. In a conversation about your blog, how would you like it described?
    • I can't really say. As long as they described it in words that are not too negative it's fine by me. I hope that at some point I'll manage to get it to fit the word thoughtful, but that is going to take some time.

  18. Any last words to our dear readers?
    • Yes, If any of you found what I wrote interesting and if you are a hot woman between 20 and not dead, then write to mommasboy@geek.com.
      • Editor's note: Making up new questions for a bout of blatant self-plugging repulses even me, Hay.

And that was Hay, in short. As you may have noticed, he's kinda odd, but then again, the man's Danish, so what is he to do? They invented Knackerbrod, for crying out loud! Check him out, but not every day, or you'll end up scratching your own eyes out.

Cheers

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your font's @ sign.

7:40 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

The daring Dane pours his heart out, and all you can come up with is, I like the @ sign?

I agree, though

Cheers

7:46 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Martin, what?! I am very welled contained all the time.

Hay, so exactly how nice is your ass? Care to rate it between 1 ass and 10 asses?

8:06 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Don't ask him about his ass - he has a kind of God-complex. Ass-wise.

Cheers

8:09 pm  
Blogger Silence said...

Still no mails from any girls :'(

Snakehead, I wouldn't rate my ass it's completly off the scale. It will get it's own statue soon, feel free to come and worship.

9:49 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Where will the statue be located? Is there any chance I can worship the real thing? I'm very good with asses. Ask Martin. He'll agree.

10:03 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Oh, yes, very. He even talks out of one 90% of the time.

Cheers

10:29 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Awww Martin, that's so sweet! You're gonna make me cry.

12:02 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Hay... I'd e-mail you, but I'm a girl of the not-pretty variety. ;o)

12:03 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Snake - cry out of your ass? Eww!

Lies - Hay's standards are surprisingly low, even for a Dane.

Cheers

12:36 am  
Blogger Silence said...

Snakehead, the location has not been revealed to me yet but I'll let you know when it's done. And there is always a chance to worship the real thing.

Lies, that's not a problem. Women who says they are pretty are often annoying anyway.

I can't really understand why the greatness of my ass can come as a surprise, I do have the web divineMOON..

12:40 am  
Blogger Silence said...

Martin, my standards might be low, but I still won't sleep with you.

12:41 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Praised be the lord.

12:46 am  

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