[incoherent mumbling]

So, what the hell does Bill Murray whisper into Scarlett Johansson's lovely ear at the end of the sublime Lost In Translation? Sofia Coppola claims that there was an actual bit of dialogue written for that particular scene, but that she prefered it like it is now, private between Bob and Charlotte. If you turn on the subtitiles on the DVD of the film, all you get is [incoherent mumbling], which, obviously, just won't do.

I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know, dammit!

So here are my guesses:

• "Did you remember to turn off the oven?"
• "Wanna play my daughter in Stripes 2?"
• "Can I have my pink wig back?"
• "Say, you remember that first shot in the movie? The ass in the see-through panties? Is that really you, because HOT DAMN!"
• "Lip my stockings, bitch!"
• "You should really try Suntory Time Whiskey, it's quitte good. Plus, I got shares."
• "Fuck, sorry, I thought you were that cute Anna Faris kid - you know, your husbands groupy/sextoy? She's hot! Buhbye."

And my personal favourite ...

• "Badger badger badger .. mushroom mushroom."

Hmm, perhaps it's better if this mystery remains just that.

Cheers