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Monday, August 01, 2005

People who look like people XIV.

Yes sirree Bob, it's time for another scary-as-shit cloning experiment gone horribly right. Once again, the evil scientists who live in that murky cave underneath the Hollywood sign have gone ahead and cloned an a-list celeb. And once again, they succeeded tremendously.

However, what they had not counted on, was that the original and the clone were ever to meet in person, resulting in a tiny rift in the space-time-continuüm inside the original's nose, which, in turn, could results in a) every bit of matter in the entire universe being turned inside out, or b) the original pulling a really freaky face.

It appears we were lucky this time.

It's like a mirror .. only not!

Clues .. ah, fuck the clues, you figure it out yourselves.

G'luck.

Cheers

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have absolutely no idea. I think that's a first, no?

4:30 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Jude Law and somebody else.

4:43 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Lies - yes, that would be a first.

Snake - Jude Law is correct. Which one is mr. Law, and who's the other bloke?

Cheers

5:17 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Jude Law - left

These two looks quite different, actually.

7:31 pm  
Blogger ambs77 said...

Jude Law and Jerry O'Connell?

8:46 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, for a moment I did think Jude Law, but I decided he didn't look that much like him, so...

9:15 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Jude Law on the left is correct.

The guy on the right is not Josh Duhamel (who!?), nor is it Jerry O'Connell (really?).

A clue - think British, think musician, think simian.

Cheers

10:44 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Oh man, I love British accent. My nipples get hard everytime I hear that.

10:55 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

I have a feeling that I'm a pervert.

10:55 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Nooo! Whatever gave you that idea?! You know, besides you talking about your erection/nipples every chance you get?

So, who's the mystery man?

Cheers

10:58 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Ahh, that Josh Duhamel? (Not a clue.)

And no, it isn't.

Cheers

11:17 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it Pedro Miguel Arce?

2:19 am  
Blogger Martin said...

No! Didn't I say British!?

Cheers

2:22 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it might be a trick question.

Del the Funky Homosapien?

Da-mon...

7:44 am  
Blogger Martin said...

That last guess is actually very close.

Cheers

12:23 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Damn dude, you're worse than a cock tease.

4:44 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that the Gorillaz frontman was a cartoon scrub with no teeth. My bad.

11:52 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Damon Albarn is correct.

The Gorillaz frontman is indeed a cartoon with no teeth, but the voice you're listening to is definitely Albarn. I think he's the brain behind the entire project, too.

Cheers

12:26 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My next guess was going to be Michael Caine.

1:38 am  

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