Where's my red phone?

I swear to God, one of the people at my work is one of the former Saddam-lookalikes. Seriously.

Cue bad joke.

Saddam's doctor calls a meeting of all the Saddam's doubles.

"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is Saddam is still alive. The bad news is he lost an arm."

Badabing, badaboom. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress on the way out.

Cheers