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Saturday, January 22, 2005

Caption this.

Two captions immediately come to mind when seeing this picture:



The proper caption would either be this:
Upon spotting a group of gangmembers in the crowd, Bush flashed a gang sign and shouted vehemently, "Yo! Mah nigguhs! Punk Ass Boxer Biyatch Goin' Down, Yo!"
Or this:
After accepting a second term in the White House, Bush has shaken off the shackles of secrecy, and is no longer afraid to admit that he is, in concordance with his daughter Jenna, the spawn of Satan.
Cheers

9 Comments:

Blogger Martin said...

Yup, and you have no humour.

Now hush.

Cheers

12:43 am  
Blogger cedia said...

heheheh.. He looks freaking evil with that nose!

3:00 am  
Blogger naughtygirl said...

hi im jerzee i hit your link off of peps. you are a funny guy. i thought your captions were hilarious. hey at least the guy bitching at you showed his name. a dude came on my blog bitched me out and was anonymous. cedias too!!

6:29 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Oh, I don't mind the bitching - he is obviously a Bush-fan, and has every right to be. This automatically means that he has absolutely no sense of humour when it comes to bush - he can't help himself.

Cheers

11:39 am  
Blogger Pep said...

I agree with warrior... kinda. You see Dubbya is being funded by Uncle Billy-Bob Gates, so that was a subliminal message to buy Microsoft Longhorn when it comes out, not some shit 'football' team.
(that's not fucking football anyway! stop fucking calling it football!)

You see, you need to watch for these subtle ad messages... next thing we know he'll have a Windows XP logo on his forehead.

:)

1:25 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

How about "I am an evil warmongering power mad idiot with an IQ that's comparable to my shoe size and I need to be put to death this instant because I am a menace to American and the entire world!" :D

- Luna

12:56 am  
Blogger Tim said...

he just looks like a dickhead dong this. He's not even an alum of the school.

1:01 am  
Blogger Tim said...

hey martin, I just went back and was reading your first few posts. Do you take back saying this?

"Anyway, on the 'taking over my life'-bit. I'm not that creative, when it comes to writing, so I don't think I'll spend hours and hours on here, but I'll give it a try."

1:03 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Nope, I don't take it back - it still hasn't taken over my life. I do spend some more time on it than I expected I would, but that's a good thing, right?

Cheers

11:50 am  

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