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Monday, January 17, 2005

Funny shit.

I've had this word-file on my harddrive for ever now, containing a very humourous list of synonyms for .. you know what, I'm not gonna tell what these are synonyms for - that's for you guys to figure out. It's something very elementary, very basic.

But it's in Dutch.

And I'm lazy.

So I decided to run it through AltaVista's babelfish, just to see what would happen. So, lo and behold, dear reader, for you are about to witness 17 ways to ________, babelfish-wise! See if you can work it out - I'll even try to make them grammatically coherent..

  • Knitting a brown pullover
  • The duckduck duck to conduct
  • Drowning a brown bear
  • Lay bielsen
  • The brown express
  • To blow one's back nose
  • Reverse dinner
Figured it out, yet? Here's some more.

  • Claying a dino
  • Roar from my star
  • Obtaining a brown splinter from my back
  • Move my spine
  • Tear open bag garden ground
Must've figured it out, by now, right. Here are the clinchers.
  • Shriek from the buttock
  • Cough from trousers
  • From the buttock puke
  • Downloading
If you really haven't figured it out by now -which is nigh on impossible- I'll give you a hint:

Hint

Enjoy your meal.

Cheers

7 Comments:

Blogger cedia said...

ewwwww!!! You're freaking gross!!! Is that yours?!??
:holding nose: I can smell that shit!!

ewwww!!!!!!

4:59 am  
Blogger Jootastic said...

an old boyfriend of mine, once, "saved" a present for me in the toilet.
He said he thought it was "cool" cuz it wrapped around the toilet...

5:27 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, brings back some memories.. Pain-in-the-stomach-because-of-laughing-evenings.
Anyway, This is also a bit of a message to bas: allow anonymous postings, so I can give suggestions!!!
Sorry I had to use you Martin..
e.de.p

10:26 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Cedia - no, not mine; I'm a sick person, but not that sick.

Jootastic - you're seriously meeting the wrong men.

Oh, and miss E. de P. - you can use me any day of the week.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get killed by my girlfriend.

Cheers

11:25 am  
Blogger Pep said...

Heh heh, top drawer, mate!

:)

2:14 pm  
Blogger nique said...

knitting a brown pullover? hahaha that is funny!

i like these American ones:

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Taking the Cosby's for a swim
Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

I heard the English refer to it as:
Taking a Barry White

6:52 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Very funny! :-D

Although I do wanna know 2 things. Why do you have that on your hard drive and... what the HELL have you been eating? :-O

Best Wishes
Luna

10:11 pm  

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