♂ and ♀.

Will Venus and Mars ever allign? I hope not, because it's a nice source of entertainment.

Behold, the difference between men and women, encapsulated in a comprehensive list of just eight words:

1. Thingy (thing-ee) n.
   Female: Any part under a car's hood.
   Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad
   Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
   Male: Playing football without a cup.


3. Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
   Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
   Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


4. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
   Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
   Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
   Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
   Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
   Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
   Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7. Making Love (may-king luv) n.
   Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
   Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
   Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
   Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen - the sexgap within which we all fumble around. Do with this information what you like.

Cheers