I object, your honour.
Well, I watched the press conference, this afternoon - the most anticipated press conference since .. since .. well, ever! I imagine you all watched it, too.
The press was all over it - it was a madhouse. It was live on every channel over here, even the local ones. You simply couldn't miss it.
Hmm, I see questionmarks in your eyes. You know, the Tsunami's lawyer's press conference! And guess what, in spite of the overwhelming amount of evidence against it, the Tsunami (or, 'Alleged Tsunami', as the lawyer wants us all to call it) is planning on pleading not guilty.
Might have a case, too, if it plays its cards right. Look at O.J.
Oh, and don't tell anyone yet, but rumour has it that the Tsunami is thinking of getting a singing career off the ground once this thing in Asia settles down. Genre? Think New Wave.
Cheers
The press was all over it - it was a madhouse. It was live on every channel over here, even the local ones. You simply couldn't miss it.
Hmm, I see questionmarks in your eyes. You know, the Tsunami's lawyer's press conference! And guess what, in spite of the overwhelming amount of evidence against it, the Tsunami (or, 'Alleged Tsunami', as the lawyer wants us all to call it) is planning on pleading not guilty.
Might have a case, too, if it plays its cards right. Look at O.J.
Oh, and don't tell anyone yet, but rumour has it that the Tsunami is thinking of getting a singing career off the ground once this thing in Asia settles down. Genre? Think New Wave.
Cheers
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L4! (I think that's right...)
New Wave, you say, huh?
I think the alleged tsunami has a very good case. Can anyone really say that the waves in the footage was the alleged tsunami. Plus, as people say, they all look the same anyway.
I'm now taking donations for the Tsunami Legal Defense Fund. All checks can be made out to Jay...
If the tsunami gets off with it, you bet that a certain Mr Jackson will hire that lawyer in an instant!
:)
Oh no!A recording contract? Not another cover of "Say Hello Wave Goodbye" surely?
I'm sooo sorry that is sooo bad taste isn't it?
M
There's no such thing as bad taste - just very bad jokes.
:-)
You're lucky I like those.
Cheers
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