Blcak is the new black.
First there was G-sus, then came FCUK. Notice a trend? Apparently, misspelling offensive or controversial words for witty brandnames is booming business- but what they can do, I can do better. Fuck yeah.
So here we go:
Cheers
So here we go:
- Bitsh
- Kunt
- Kock/Coque/Cok
- Insufferable asswype
- Steaming pile of donkey chit
- Fowl-smelling X-cuse 4 a hue-mun
Cheers
5 Comments:
What about Tee-bagging?
Now that's a good one.
I'd ask what tea-bagging is, but I won't out of fear that you'll explain. In detail.
If you feel that you must, try to keep it as clean as you can, will ya?
Cheers
Tea-bagging.
verb
As a sexual practice, "teabagging" refers to a man dipping his testicles into the mouth of his partner as a form of oral sex. Sometimes teabagging is taken to specifically mean the act of a male stripper repeatedly tapping and grinding his testicles into someone's forehead.
Is that clean enough?
By the way, I didn't make that up. I got that from Wikipedia.
Teabagging is explained (and demonstrated, in the male stripper sense) in John Waters's movie Pecker - a movie so good-natured and fun you might be tempted to show it to your grandmother despite the constant perversion, blasphemy and general amorality.
If I made perfume, I'd clone a well-known brand and call it SNOT.
*sniff* "Is that Opium you're wearing?"
"No it's SNOT!"
Ha ha ha... never mind.
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