My booksMy fictionMy filmsTwitter

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Blcak is the new black.

First there was G-sus, then came FCUK. Notice a trend? Apparently, misspelling offensive or controversial words for witty brandnames is booming business- but what they can do, I can do better. Fuck yeah.

So here we go:
  • Bitsh
  • Kunt
  • Kock/Coque/Cok
  • Insufferable asswype
  • Steaming pile of donkey chit
  • Fowl-smelling X-cuse 4 a hue-mun
The options are legion.

Cheers

5 Comments:

Blogger The Snakehead said...

What about Tee-bagging?

Now that's a good one.

10:08 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

I'd ask what tea-bagging is, but I won't out of fear that you'll explain. In detail.

If you feel that you must, try to keep it as clean as you can, will ya?

Cheers

10:11 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Tea-bagging.

verb
As a sexual practice, "teabagging" refers to a man dipping his testicles into the mouth of his partner as a form of oral sex. Sometimes teabagging is taken to specifically mean the act of a male stripper repeatedly tapping and grinding his testicles into someone's forehead.

Is that clean enough?

10:49 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

By the way, I didn't make that up. I got that from Wikipedia.

10:50 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Teabagging is explained (and demonstrated, in the male stripper sense) in John Waters's movie Pecker - a movie so good-natured and fun you might be tempted to show it to your grandmother despite the constant perversion, blasphemy and general amorality.

If I made perfume, I'd clone a well-known brand and call it SNOT.

*sniff* "Is that Opium you're wearing?"
"No it's SNOT!"

Ha ha ha... never mind.

2:36 am  

Post a Comment

<< Home