Imagine, if you will ...
You're sitting on your sofa, watching TV, vegetating as the couch-potato you secretly are. It's about one hour before you have to go to work. All of a sudden, you experience that pressing sensation in your abdomen; you have to go take a shit.
Now, have you ever, at that point, thought to yourself "Ah, fuck it, I'll just wait a bit and go take a shit in the boss' time, when I'm getting fucking paid for it!", and then proceed to actively and consciously postpone the act, so that you can do it at work?
No?
Well, I have. Regularly.
Does this make me a bad person?
Cheers
Now, have you ever, at that point, thought to yourself "Ah, fuck it, I'll just wait a bit and go take a shit in the boss' time, when I'm getting fucking paid for it!", and then proceed to actively and consciously postpone the act, so that you can do it at work?
No?
Well, I have. Regularly.
Does this make me a bad person?
Cheers
4 Comments:
whoa! i hate waiting! poop cramps suck!
the work is so much easier when you give in to the sensation.
you are a brave, brave man.
Oh no, that's definitely not for me. I like to sit on my own toilet. At least I know that one's clean and I can make as much noise as I want to! (Unless someone's entertaining, of course.)
— Lies
Yeah, sometimes I can't be bothered to go for a shit so I hold onto it for later. I also know a lot of other people who do the same. Other times when the turtlehead comes, the turtlehead comes; when you're touching cloth there's nothing you can do...
that is hilarious! my best friend and i've called it the turtle head too! eww! haha
i am not a big fan of public toilets either, for the same reasons Lies. However, the public potties with one stall...that is where it is at!
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