Caption this II.
Time for some more funny captions. This is a picture of U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, as she points while addressing a news conference with German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder in Berlin.
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- "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!"
- "Can I have my other arm back?"
- Condi mockingly holds her finger too high for Vladimir Putin to pull.
- "Take a good look, Euro-pussies. I picked it just for you."
- "You want me to do 'Stop! In the Name of Love?' I got a better idea. Why don't you come up here and I'll do 'Stomp your punk ass in the name of the United Fuckin' States of America, bitch!' Dat's right! Dat's right!"
- "Prime Minister Chirac, pull your pants up and stop urinating on that wall right this instant! This isn't Paris!"
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Introducing the Condoleezza Rice novelty ketchup dispensor.
"No of course we're not trying to take over the world. Now, everyone salute with me."
"Iraq? Fuck knows... somewhere over there, I think. Who cares?"
"Vinegar and 2 pickled eggs with that fish 'n chips order!"
"It wasn't me, it was him!"
Condoleezza Rice enjoys her new job as a clothes catalogue model.
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"Look over there, quick!"
(sheesh, that was close... phew, good one - must have been those cheese burittos I ate for lunch)
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"as you can see there's a cold front moving across the region which could intensive into a reign of terror"
Good ones, good ones - it is obvious that you lot are way better at this than I am!
Keep 'em coming.
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I don't have any but I'm laughing my ass off at the captions you've all come up with!
Martin the 5th one made me spew water onto my monitor! Awesome!
Why, thank you, thank you. I'm thinking of making this a recurring feature.
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