I hear Sweden's very nice, this time of year.

In a DNA study conducted by me, in my shed, with the aid of a dirty petri dish and a lens stolen out of my mother's reading glasses, I have proven that the DNA found in donkeys and sloths is exactly the same as that found in the human male - which explains the constant stubbornness and relentless apathy. In another DNA study conducted by me, in my kitchen, with the aid of a broken mirror and a battered pair of binoculars, I have proven that the DNA found in cows and dung beetles is exactly the same as that found in the human female - which explains the big tits and the constant digging for shit. Can you spell 'Nobel Prize', kids? Cheers