Absurdness.
If (and only if) I had to invade a country it would probably be Liechtenstein. I think I could take it, too; it's pretty tiny - only 160 square kilometers. I'd rename it, of course, because Liechtenstein is so damn hard to spell. I'd probably change it into something like Noodletown. Every summer we'd have a Noodletown Hodown. I'll bet they don't have those in Liechtenstein. You'd all be invited.
On a completely unrelated sidenote - some bad news: I had to kill the paper boy. He wasn't actually my paper boy, but a 40 year old ninja who'd been throwing ninja stars at my front door for weeks. It was a tough fight, but I got him with my Death Ray.
's All.
Cheers
On a completely unrelated sidenote - some bad news: I had to kill the paper boy. He wasn't actually my paper boy, but a 40 year old ninja who'd been throwing ninja stars at my front door for weeks. It was a tough fight, but I got him with my Death Ray.
's All.
Cheers
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Finally someone who feels my pain.
And yes, you can be the mascot, but I think you should know that in Noodletown all mascots are required to wear bikinis only. Still wanna be the mascot?
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NINJAS! What is it these days!
:: LUNA ::
i think the people from liechtenstein will be grateful.. and what exactly would one call someone from lichtenstien?.. a liechtensteinanian? liechtensteiner? .. lichtenwichian...
hmm on second thought..
watchout! big noodle is watching you.
hey.. you're not having fun at the howdown.. and for that offense i banish you to austria.
No fun? At the Noodletown Hodown?!
Tssk, silly man.
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Sure. If it gets nippy (and it will) you're allowed to wear this.
How's that?
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Holy shit tits! yowza! (bikini pic) i think she'd still be a tittie bit nipply.
now then, Noodletown Hodown? sooooo funny!!!!
Well, it's cute, it's furry, it's all Pink Kitty asked for. And it's my bleedin' country anyway, so I decide what everybody wears.
So there!
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