Musick.

Tiny music-related rant.

Is there anyone out there who even so much as likes Jennifer Lopez' new song? Anyone? It is downright horrible! The worst song I've heard in bloody ages, and that's saying a lot, considering the state the charts are in nowadays.

On a related sidenote: J-Lo no longer wants to be called J-Lo - she's beyond that. Now she just wants to be known simply as 'Jennifer Lopez, pearl of the orient, mother of the sea, the Lord's anointed.' Or something along those lines - you know, plain and simple (or better yet; keeping it real).

Anyway, this new song of hers, aleggedly called Get Right, is the first single from Miss Lopez' new steaming pile of horse manure .. errrm, I mean album, called Rebirth. Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, honey, but it sounds more like the placenta.

Next time, babe, go for the abortion.

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I had something to say about Eminem, too, but I completely forgot the point I was gonna make - I'll get back to you on this.

Cheers