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Monday, January 24, 2005

I'll take 'Solitude' for 20, alex.

So this is how I see it - there are several options:

  • Every single blogger out there ('cept me) has fallen ill, had a kid, lost a relative, started a relationship, robbed a bank or up and died on me.
  • Blogs actually don't exist, and so do none of you. You're all the figment of my imagination, created in order to give my lonely existence purpose. My mind has gone on strike.
  • There is an elaborate joke being played on me - a conspiracy against me, even. Everybody is in on it, and cooperating with it. Thousands and thousands are giggling at my expense. Like The Truman Show, only not.
  • My last two posts were fucking boring ... which is not altogether unimaginable.
So, which will it be? We'll make a quiz out of it.

Cheers

7 Comments:

Blogger nique said...

trying to post on your fucking blog is a mother fucker!

now then, you are not alone dear, dear Martin! I'm not figment bALEED dat! ; ) you are not a loser (i love dave matthews band...satellite...)

I'll take Marty's sarcastic quear queries for $1,000.

12:40 am  
Blogger Pep said...

Hey Martin, never expected you to join us great unwashed as a Comment Ho!
LOL!
Sorry, been busy getting riled up by life, me.

:)

11:09 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Pep: Well, you know, it's like a drug - you get used to it, and when it stops, you start sweating.

Rogue: Glad you're entertained.

Nique: I didn't understand at least half that comment. The rest simply didn't make much sense.

Cheers

11:12 am  
Blogger Tim said...

In response to nique's comment...

fucking blog poster fucking

Martin, you might be alone. SAAAIE hew! (I love Mili Vanilia.. Blame it on the rain...)

I'll take whatever drugs nique is on for $1,000.

5:03 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

I'm a figment of your imagination!

:: LUNA ::

10:08 pm  
Blogger nique said...

I'm dying laughing in regards to Tim's response to my commment. HA LARIOUS

Martin, you've got to open up your sorry little brain and let in a little weirdness. I mean come on! Not everything is point blank.

I was being extremely erratic and just typing things that pertained to my environment at that time. Like Dave Matthews was on the radio etc.

it was good for a laugh...for tim and i at least. ; )
thanks Martin, you are such a giver of the laughter!

10:17 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

That's me, a giver .. with a sorry little brain.

Ta for that, Nique (ta means thanks, you bloody yank).

Cheers

11:46 pm  

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