Spilling the proverbial beans.
No, that's not a eufemism for masturbating, you bunch of perverts.
I have a confession to make. A horrible, terrible confession. One that will perhaps shake the very foundations our lives are built on, and if I don't handle it with care, it will undermine every single belief system ever devised by mankind.
Nations will crumble. Economies will collapse. Anarchy will rule.
Ok. [Deep breath.] Here goes ..
I kinda like Kelly Clarkson.
[Gasp!]
Yes. I like Kelly Clarkson. And when I say that I like her, I don't just mean I like the way she looks, because hello?! Who doesn't?
[Agreeable murmur.]
No no, when I say that I like kelly Clarkson, I actually mean that I like her music, too. She has so far released three singles from her album Breakaway (Since U Been Gone, Behind These Hazel Eyes & Because Of You), and I really like all three of 'em - even the lovey-dovey ballad one.
[Gasp again!]
So, now you know.
Feel free to mock and ridicule me.
Cheers
I have a confession to make. A horrible, terrible confession. One that will perhaps shake the very foundations our lives are built on, and if I don't handle it with care, it will undermine every single belief system ever devised by mankind.
Nations will crumble. Economies will collapse. Anarchy will rule.
Ok. [Deep breath.] Here goes ..
I kinda like Kelly Clarkson.
[Gasp!]
Yes. I like Kelly Clarkson. And when I say that I like her, I don't just mean I like the way she looks, because hello?! Who doesn't?
[Agreeable murmur.]
No no, when I say that I like kelly Clarkson, I actually mean that I like her music, too. She has so far released three singles from her album Breakaway (Since U Been Gone, Behind These Hazel Eyes & Because Of You), and I really like all three of 'em - even the lovey-dovey ballad one.
[Gasp again!]
So, now you know.
Feel free to mock and ridicule me.
Cheers
7 Comments:
That's ok, I'll still read your blog anyway. She's not so bad.
*she said while hiding her Kelly Clarkson cd behind her back*
I have a confession too.
I kinda like Britney Spears.
And Backstreet Boys once.
TC - I saw that!
Snake - Now that is just sick, man. Just sick. Get help.
Cheers
I've never heard of her, pretty though.
Yeah, but you people live in clay homes, and wear rags for shoes.
Cheers
Well, then. Let me welcome you to Dorkville. And while I'm at it... anyone up for a little Lisa Loeb?
I think she's got a lot of closet fans (me, included), otherwise how else would she be going double platinum?
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