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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Women are pigs.

Pigs, I tell you!

I got my hair cut today, and my girlfriend didn't even notice it.

I cook for her, I clean for her, she makes me do those unspeakable things in the bedroom, with the pulley system and the feta cheese, but do I get anything in return?

Nooooo.

I'm gonna eat a gallon of Ben & Jerry's, now.

Cheers

5 Comments:

Blogger The Snakehead said...

Oh stop whining you little bitch.

3:25 am  
Blogger Becky said...

Feta cheese? You perv. :)

8:21 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

It's her, it's all her!

Cheers

9:41 pm  
Blogger Pep said...

Save some for me!

Merry Christmas, lad!
All the best for 2006, and God Bless you!!

:)

12:20 pm  
Blogger Duck Hunter said...

I took a shower last week, and my wife still hasn't noticed. I understand your pain.

2:30 am  

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