Bond.
So, word has it this is the new Bond:
James Bond? The James Bond? To me he looks more suited to play 'guy in street #3'. Bleh. I am so underwhelmed by this choice that I fell asleep 3 sentences ago. There's no mysterious air; there's no mischievousness; there's no sense of danger; there's no boyish charm.
Except for George Lazenby. And Timothy Dalton. And the crap films.
Cheers
James Bond? The James Bond? To me he looks more suited to play 'guy in street #3'. Bleh. I am so underwhelmed by this choice that I fell asleep 3 sentences ago. There's no mysterious air; there's no mischievousness; there's no sense of danger; there's no boyish charm.
Original Bond: Bond. James Bond.Well, I think you catch my drift. Maybe Daniel Craig is an okay guy. Maybe he loves puppies and helps little old ladies cross busy intersections and separates his trash. But I still think he is the worst thing to ever happen to the James Bond franchise.
Daniel Craig: James Bond. But you can call me Jim. Or Jimmy, if you like.
Original Bond: Shaken, not stirred.
Daniel Craig: Say, do you happen to have milk?
Original Bond: No more foreplay.
Daniel Craig: Could we just cuddle?
Except for George Lazenby. And Timothy Dalton. And the crap films.
Cheers
7 Comments:
I don't think the biggest problem with the movies is who plays James Bond, I think it's the stories. There aren't any of the recent ones that are any good.
You got it Hay! I don't care who they cast because the stories suck. I waited for years for Pierce Brosnan to be Bond and when he finally got there he was replaced with bigger effects, faster chases and fancier toys.
Where is BOND?!
Dang, a sexy mo' fo!
(not)
:p
I think that Die Another Day was the best Bond movie since On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
Timothy Dalton was a much better Bond than Roger Moore (hell, George Lazenby was better than Moore). Dalton was probably the closest to the character Ian Fleming describes in the books.
Did the Bond movies ever have good stories? Really? They were all bastardizations of Fleming's original stories.
You're absolutely right... Craig doesn't begin to convince me he's tough enough to be Bond. He looks like he ought to be the next Dr. Phil instead.
Hahaha... you're absolutely hilarious.
Naaaa, Martin. It's all in the direction. Give him a gun, a few lines and a few dead henchmen and I'm sure he'll turn out a tough git.
I mean, look at Pretty-Boy-Brad in Meet Joe Black, then look at him in Fight Club.
:)
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