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Sunday, October 30, 2005

Equilibrium.

You know how everybody says all Americans are fat? I think I finally figured out why.

Hear me out.

In fact, I think they're doing a whole lot of good by being as fat as they are. Because, if they hadn't put the capital O in Obesity, Mother Earth would shift off balance. If it weren't for the fact that most Americans eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at McDonalds, Mamma Terra's axis would tilt considerably.

Earth

The 250 million Americans are all so fat, because they have to serve as a counterbalance to the whopping one billion little Chinese people living on the other side of the globe.

So, basically, you could say that an average American weighs about four Chinese people.

Cheers

5 Comments:

Blogger The Snakehead said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

This is too funny.

Too too funny.

4:17 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!!

2:25 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for callin me fat, Martin. Geez!

:)

3:05 am  
Blogger Pep said...

And then there's us skinny-assed Europeans with our salads and olive oil...

:)

12:11 pm  
Blogger Silence said...

That sounds very likely. I would like to see the physics behind your conclusion.

Does this mean that Europeans have to offset the pacific and the underwater mole people who live there?

12:35 pm  

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