A conniving conundrum.
I know this is yesterday's news, but I just got wind of this.
It turns out that Esquire Magazine has named Jessica Biel the sexiest woman alive. Now, while I see their point, I seem to remember that FHM Magazine bestowed Angelina Jolie with a rather similar honour not six months ago.
So, I'm offering my services as an independent judge on the matter. I know neither women, so personal liking does not come into play, and I consider myself a connoisseur of the female form, so who better to settle this matter?
That was a rethorical question.
So, Angelina or Jessica? Esquire or FHM?
FHM or Esquire? Jessica or Angelina?
...
Ok, that's settled, then.
Cheers
It turns out that Esquire Magazine has named Jessica Biel the sexiest woman alive. Now, while I see their point, I seem to remember that FHM Magazine bestowed Angelina Jolie with a rather similar honour not six months ago.
So, I'm offering my services as an independent judge on the matter. I know neither women, so personal liking does not come into play, and I consider myself a connoisseur of the female form, so who better to settle this matter?
That was a rethorical question.
So, Angelina or Jessica? Esquire or FHM?
FHM or Esquire? Jessica or Angelina?
...
Ok, that's settled, then.
Cheers
4 Comments:
Settled. Definitely.
There's only one for me.
OK, OK, if you insist - tsk - I'll have them both. Jeez, you're sooo damned pushy!
:)
I think I'll chose to listen to neither of those crap magazines nominate.. How about Kristin Kreuk.
Esquire named Angelina Jolie Sexiest Woman last year and went way down the list for Jessica Biel. She's hot, but definitely not sexiest alive. I said so in my post yesterday. The blog consensus seems to be with me.
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