Fly bye.
So, what's the deal with mosquitoes?
Why are we, humanity, the culmination of evolution, the result of millions upon millions of years of fine tuning of survival skills, collectively getting fucked up the proverbial ass (well, there's penetration, is there not?) every single bloody summer by, and get this, creatures one millionth times our size?!
No, really?
I say, kill 'em all!
I say, humanity must make a stand against this entire species created for the sole purpose of giving us itches in the most inconvenient places!
I say, lets agree on a keyword (eggplant?), and at some undisclosed moment in the foreseeable future, this keyword (Palestine?) triggers an offensive; every single human being on earth grabs the nearest newspaper, runs outside, and swats every single mosquito he or she sees!
We can do this, people!
Vive la revolution!
Cheers
Why are we, humanity, the culmination of evolution, the result of millions upon millions of years of fine tuning of survival skills, collectively getting fucked up the proverbial ass (well, there's penetration, is there not?) every single bloody summer by, and get this, creatures one millionth times our size?!
No, really?
I say, kill 'em all!
I say, humanity must make a stand against this entire species created for the sole purpose of giving us itches in the most inconvenient places!
I say, lets agree on a keyword (eggplant?), and at some undisclosed moment in the foreseeable future, this keyword (Palestine?) triggers an offensive; every single human being on earth grabs the nearest newspaper, runs outside, and swats every single mosquito he or she sees!
We can do this, people!
Vive la revolution!
Cheers
3 Comments:
I've always said there's three things on this planet that would make the world would be a better place if they didn't exist. first is mosquitoes. second are zits. And I can't remember what the third one was.
Yeah, okay. Uh huh. Sure.
Tim - Pubic hair? Or Ashlee Simpson? Or are they, in fact, the same thing!?
Cheers
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