Linkdump.

It's that time again, boys and girls. I will shower you with all the interesting goodness the internet has to offer. Or I'll bore you witha shitload of useless links.

Your call.

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My girlfriend's birthday isn't until July, and I can't wait that long, so come Yuletide, she'll be receiving a few of these in her silk stocking. Like my wise grandfather always used to say, right before his afternoon naps: "Keep an eye on those bitches, boy."

That'll teach her! [Insert evil laughter here]

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A new contender (let it load) for the best beer ad ever has entered the playing field, and this one looks like a winner, ladies and gentlemen.

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This is the best bit of news I've had in quite some time.

I love HBO, and I love both Brad Pitt and Edward Norton (Fight Club fucking rules), so the three of them teaming up to make a 10-part miniseries about the explorers Lewis and Clark makes me a happy man. A very happy man indeed.

I wonder who'll be playing Perry Mason.

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Hallowe'en is just around the corner, so every selfrespecting person will want to scare the kid next door into years of therapy and a minor drug addiction, right? I have just the thing. And it's DIY, too!

The recipe?
- Get a glass bottle
- Find a corpse's head
- Combine the two

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Speaking of Jarhead, I'm immensely looking forward to Sam (American Beauty) Mendes' new film, starring Jake (Donnie Darko) Gyllenhaal - Jarhead.

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In my next apartment, I want this view:


Click the image for a big-ass panoramic view of NYC.
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Vertigo-inducing shit: Stereo pictures.


Makes your head hurt, doesn't it? Shiny, though.

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That must be the most pathetic bunch of supposedly amusing links I have ever seen. I truly do apologise for this waste of your time.

Cheers