Breaking down the night shift.

• Duration of the night shift - forever.
• Money earned - close to nothing.
• Nervous breakdowns - one (as per usual).
• Cans of Pepsi emptied - two (two less than usual).
• Amount of times I tried to burp to alleviate my sore throat (it works, try it) - seven.
• Amount of times I received an accusatory glance from a coworker - seven.
• Amount of times I actually burped - none.
• Painkillers I took because the fucking burping wouldn't work - one.
• Amount of times my esteemed coworker tried to convert me to the Islam - one.

They pay me far too little for this shit.

Cheers