Woof?

So tell me, do you ever notice your dog lazily lounging around your place, and you suddenly look at it and say, "Dude, you're not pulling your weight. You're slacking. You need to hit the streets and find a goddamn job. This apartment ain't buying itself, you know?"

And then the dog usually looks at you like, "What the fuck? I'm a dog."

No? Hmm, me neither. Hell, I don't even own a dog! Go figure.

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