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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

People who look like people XVII.

Episode 17 already - 17 cases of cloned celebs found so far. Where will it end, I ask you?

Yet again I have found evidence of the existence of a huge underground laboratory, right beneath the feet of all the celebs - underneath Hollywood. In this lab, all the celebrities, who are shopping just a few feet above, are being cloned for reasons as of yet unclear, but I will unmask this heinous crime, I tell you. I will!

I give you exhibit #17:

Clues:
  • One of these two people was ruined by daddy.
  • One of these two people was made by daddy.

? ?

Easy one, today, so no prizes - I've recently given away the nymphomaniac Swedish groupies, so the insurmountable honour of getting both names right will have to suffice this time.

Cheers

6 Comments:

Blogger Martin said...

Like I said, easy one, today.

Cheers

4:35 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Where the hell did you get pictures of my parents?

7:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Culkin was made by Daddy (who stage-managed his career and got him into the starring role of the then-#1 box office hit of all time), and Hilton was ruined by Daddy (who took a normal girl and turned her, via surgery & excessive pampering, into a hideous plastic drooling moron)?

Each Daddy is a different sort of Frankenstein.

10:56 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Clever, Pearce, clever.

Now fill in my god damn interview!

Cheers

12:12 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Oh, and Wendy - I warned you! They do look similar, don't they?

Cheers

12:50 am  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Chicken, Wendy and Pearce each got their own separate INDIVIDUAL responses.

Me?

Not even a whisper.

I see where this is going now.

7:28 am  

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