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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

We interrupt this program ..

Bono for president

WASHINGTON - Treasury Secretary John Snow on Sunday would not rule out the idea of Irish singer Bono, an activist on debt relief and AIDS, making the short list of potential candidates to lead the World Bank even though an American is expected to get the job.

"He’s somebody I admire. He does a lot of good in this world of economic development," Snow said.

"Most people know him as a rock star. He’s in a way a rock star of the development world, too. He understands the give-and-take of development. He’s a very pragmatic, effective and idealistic person," Snow said (more...).

Here’s a story I can buy. Bono rocks, largely because he honestly seems to give a shit. The guy knows what he’s talking about, he’s perfectly capable of engaging world leaders and political powerhouses in solid debate, and doesn’t appear to have any hidden agendas. He’s also the only man since Lorenzo Lamas ever who can pull off long hair and a leather jacket. So he gets my vote.

Not that anyone involved in the World Bank electoral process actually gives a flying crap about what I think, but at least I have an opinion. So there.

In other news:

Oops

Hospital staff treating a retired school teacher for a headache found a five inch knife blade wedged in his head.

The discovery was made after doctors X-rayed Leonard Woronowicz to see if he had cracked his skull in a fall while climbing over a stool in his kitchen four days earlier.

Instead they found a blade that had penetrated the 61-year-old’s head just below his right ear. It had snapped off at the handle without touching any major blood vessels or nerves - or causing any lasting damage.

He said: "I thought they might give me an aspirin, instead they pulled a five inch knife blade out of my head."

Woronowicz, from the Polish town of Wojnowice, said he had tripped over the stool while doing work in his kitchen (more…).

What. The. Fuck?!

Its a cool x-ray, though .. isn't it? Definetely one for the fridge and to show the grandkids. "Look kids, this is what happened to grandpa when he didn't want to do the dishes."

In other news:

Celine Dion has volunteered to lead an expedition of human minesweepers through the most treacherous regions of Angola.

If only.

Cheers

16 Comments:

Blogger nique said...

Not a Celine Dion fan eh?

the knife thing...totally crazy! how impossible to not know...though he is an old bugger!

i like you two ...get it U2
(i wrote it out so you wouldn't yell at me for abbreviating!)(meanie!)

10:14 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

I have no problems w/ abbrieviating.

Ah sod it, I hate abbreviating!

Cheers

10:46 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You hate abbreviations? I love my i.e.'s, etc.'s, etc.!

Or do u perhaps just h8 net lingo? (Oh god, I'll have to go wash my mouth out with soap now. Or my hands. Or whatever. It's really hard not to delete this, but it'll make me stronger!)

10:51 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

i.e. and etc. are abbreviations I can live with, but, as you stated, I cannot stand the internet-lingo. It's horrific, and downright insulting to the English language, which is quite an attractive language, if you ask me.

Cheers

10:55 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I'd shag the English language any day! But I'd also shag the Dutch and French languages. Hell, I'd be up for a Spanish-Norwegian-Russian threesome too. Maybe I'd even do German if I was feeling lonely.

11:04 pm  
Blogger Silence said...

Bono should definatly get the job, he would probably get something sensible done.

How is it even possible to not notice that you've got a blade in your head? But it can be used to tell a lot of great stories.

11:06 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Lies - you need to get laid, girl.

Hay - agreed on the Bono-issue. And about the knife; it's sounds incredible, but things like this just keep popping up. A couple of months ago this bloke accidentally shot himself in the head with a nailgun, which drove a 6 inch nail into his skull. He didn't find out until he went to the dentist a few days later. Freaky stuff.

Cheers

11:18 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word, dawg!

11:43 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Please leave.

:-)

Cheers

11:53 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U no ill never do dat cuz if u say i hav 2 do sumtin u kno ill neva do it cuz im a rebble like that!

Typing that out makes me respect those kids. They put a lot of effort into that!

11:57 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Yeah, it takes more time than normal spelling.

You should try leet (or l337).

Cheers

12:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you trying to kill me?

I c0u1d nev4 pu11 1t 0ff!

12:02 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Alright, stop it, you're making me dizzy.

Say, how did we get from Bono and a 5 inch knife to the disfigurement of the English language?

Cheers

12:07 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't a clue. I don't even like Bono.

12:11 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Hey! No cussing on my blog, you hear!?

Cheers

12:14 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not my fault that guy's name's Bonobo, is it?

12:27 am  

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