Fuck.

I love 'fuck'. I do. The word, you pervert.

'Fuck' is perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language. To illustrate; it is the only word which can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.

'Fuck' falls into many grammatical categories - it can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John); it can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and a noun (Mary is a fine fuck), or even as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). It should be obvious now that there are not many words in the English language with the versatility of the word 'fuck'.

Some examples of states of mind expressed with this marvel of the English language:

• Anger: "Fuck it."
• Confusion: "What the fuck is going on?"
• Religious: "Holy fuck!"
• Rebellion: "Fuck off."
• Amazement: "Well, fuck."
• Frustration: "Fuck."

Some practical, everyday examples:

• Descriptive anatomy: "He’s a fucking asshole."
• Telling time: "It’s fucking 5:30."
• While cooking: "Vegetables, no fucking way!"
• While conversing with the police: "What fucking pedestrian?"

Some famous examples:

• Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
• Christopher Columbus: "Where the fuck are we?"
• Noah: "Scattered showers, my fucking arse!"

Final interesting tidbit about the word 'fuck':

• The film Tigerland, starring Colin Farrel, is officially the film with the most extensive use of the word 'fuck'. Over a course of a 100 minutes 'fuck' is said 527 times, which comes down to the word 'fuck' being said 5.27 times every single minute. It even beat Southpark; Bigger, Longer and Uncut, which had a runtime/fuck-ratio of 4.92 'fucks' a minute.

Cheers