A purrrrrfect purse.
Imagine, if you will. You're a young and impressionable boy, growing up in the gritty world of smallville, Holland. One day, your parents decide it's time you learned about responsibility, so they go out on a limb, and give you a kitten; a lovely, tiny, black kitten.
Then imagine, if you will, the cat going blind of old age 17 years later, and you being forced to put the cat to sleep, to put it out of its misery. You can imagine that, having spent a good 2/3 of my life with that cat, I still kinda miss him, despite it being over a year ago.
* world's smallest violin plays in the background.
Anyway, my point is this. It's too late for me, but if this ever happens to you then don't despair, because you can always turn your good ol' friend ..
.. into a purse.
Cheers
Then imagine, if you will, the cat going blind of old age 17 years later, and you being forced to put the cat to sleep, to put it out of its misery. You can imagine that, having spent a good 2/3 of my life with that cat, I still kinda miss him, despite it being over a year ago.
* world's smallest violin plays in the background.
Anyway, my point is this. It's too late for me, but if this ever happens to you then don't despair, because you can always turn your good ol' friend ..
.. into a purse.
Cheers
9 Comments:
If it's real:
That's the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life.
If it's fake:
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
The scary part - I think it's real.
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i made the mistake of opening the "how to make it" section. i really really wish i hadn't done that. i am feeling really sick about it...
Looks just like chicken when it's stripped.
Wonder is it tastes just like...
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Bad, bad, BAD!
:)
Remember that kebab you had yesterday?
Yep.
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one word for you Martin
SICK
That's two words.
No it isn't, but I just wanted to say that.
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Oh how gross!Whatever next?.Turn your grandma into a table after the rigor mortis has set in?
-M
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