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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

People who look like people II.

More and more often I find myself marvelling at the fact that so many hollywood stars (and star-wannabe's) look so much alike. Just recently I stumbled upon another example of this.

Below are three pictures of what appears to be the same person, but they're not. "Identical triplets, then," I hear you ask, and the answer remains a resounding no. Apparently these pictures below display, and brace yourself here, three different people! Now it's up to you to 1) keep 'em apart, and 2) name 'em.

I'll give some hints:
  • Two of them have never touched Janet's teet, nor have they shagged Britney or Cameron.
  • Two of them have never see Reese Witherspoon naked.
  • Two of them will never succumb to the Dark Side™ and threaten the entire universe in a voice eerily reminiscent of James Earl Jones.
Here's the line-up.


A point for every name you get right *.

Cheers

* I must add that said points have no value whatsoever; they earn you absolutely nothing.

15 Comments:

Blogger Pep said...

Hayden 'I am your father' and Justin 'boobyman'.
Dunno about the other ugly bastard.

:)

12:43 am  
Blogger Paul said...

The other ugly bastard is Ryan Phillippe.

They all look like that because chicks dig guys who look like that.

1:01 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't happen to think any of them look alike, but the other ugly bastard is my favorite *lol*. I must admit, I didn't know Hayden because...well I've never seen a movie he's been in. At least, not that I remember.

1:51 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Ding ding ding .. we have a winner. The non-existent prize is in the mail, Pep, as is the no-existent second prize, Paul.

Cheers

2:07 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Brynn, you don't think they look alike? Have you actually seen the pictures I posted?

And Hayden's full name is Hayden 'Oooh, look at me, I'm gonna be Darth Vader' Christensen.

Cheers

3:44 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for you to comment on the Tobey "Spiderman" Maguire and Jake "Darko" Gyllenhaal twins.

Oh, and Hayden was bloody fantastic in Life As House. You should see it if you haven't already.

~An anonymous fan (betcha got a ton of these)

5:16 am  
Blogger Tim said...

oh what, every 25 year old guy with dirty blond curly hair, a square jaw, and the same exact "come hither" look is the same?? That seems a tad bit racist to me.

6:28 am  
Blogger Martin said...

An anonymous fan, eh? Hi mom! I'll look into the Tobey/Jake connection.

Tim, you seem a tad bit oafish to me. :)

Cheers

1:25 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Wasn't Life as a House a really bad movie?
2. Ryan Philippe definitely looks best out of those three. (Though that's not saying much.)
3. I had a lookalikey thing too, but I forgot who they were... Darn.

5:27 pm  
Blogger nique said...

holy mary mother of god! an eternity has just passed from the time i clicked "post a comment" to when i could actually post my comment. Mother fucker!

sweet, I'm cool now.

I seriously didn't know who the first picture was! I was thinking Corey Hart (80's singer) but then I clicked on the link for the "darkside" and low and behold!! I was even further stumped. I laughed my ass off though! Nice black square! hahaha You are such a smart ass! It's really entertaining though!

I figured out from the comments who we were looking at. Thanks commenters!

I thought Ryan Phillippe (two l's and two p's eh?) was super hot HOT HOT in that one movie. The one where he almost fucked his sister? EWWWW! Now, if that isn't a turn on....

9:00 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Yup, commenting takes quite some time.

Lies - when you do remember, don't hesitate to tell.

Nique - you do know Star Wars, don't you? And I'm glad you enjoyed my visualisation of the Dark Side™.

Cheers

10:14 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't really find good pictures that illustrate my point, but I've always considered John Cameron Mitchell to be the spitting image of Rachel Griffiths. Their noses are the main party poopers and I guess no one will see what I mean, but there you have it...

11:09 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Ah, her! I see what you mean, their faces are very similar. I'll see what I can do, if I can find some good pictures.

I always thought she looked like someone else, but I'll get back to that.

Cheers

1:39 pm  
Blogger Ice said...

I thought Ryan Phillippe (two l's and two p's eh?) was super hot HOT HOT in that one movie. The one where he almost fucked his sister?

You're not the only one ;)

7:49 pm  
Blogger nique said...

yes i DO know Star Wars! never fear, i do have access to a television and various theatre locations apt to promote the viewing of such film(s).

8:06 pm  

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