Lumpdink.
Erm, I mean Linkdump. My favourites-list is overflowing again, so I just have to empty it out a bit, and what better place than right here, and what better time than right now? See if there's anything here you like, and if not, well, then fuck you, too.
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Does this not look like the coolest thing ever? Too bloody bad I don't live in California. The suspicious side of all this - they don't specify prices, anywhere on the site.
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Cool picture:
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Have you, like me, wondered many times just what exactly it is about clowns that freaks so many people out? Check out this Random Clown Generator and you'll know exactly why.
Some of my favourites: This one, this one and this one.
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The only seven-star hotel on the planet, the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai, has created a new benchmark for luxury since its opening in 1999. It has 202 two-storey suites, an underwater seafood restaurant, gold mosaic floors and a fleet of white Rolls-Royces for its guests. They can now add the world's highest tenniscourt to that list.
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Imagine, if you will. You're on a date with a nice girl, and, being a man, you naturally want to get it on with her. What do you do? You can either buy her dinner, take her to a movie, treat her like a princess, and have a bit of patience, or you can flat-out ask her. Now, no self-respecting man would ever consider the first option, so asking her is gonna be the way to go. How do you go about this?
This is where the Amazing Euphemism Generator comes in. This astounding technical feat offers you ambiguous and witty ways of asking a girl to have sex with you.
Some of my favourites:
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And I conclude with a picture of, what else, a duck.
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Cheers
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Does this not look like the coolest thing ever? Too bloody bad I don't live in California. The suspicious side of all this - they don't specify prices, anywhere on the site.
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Cool picture:
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| From now on, whenever you see an ant, try not to think of it as an annoying little bug which is simply begging to be squashed; instead think of it as a tiny but feroceous animal, as you can see to the left. This picture is courtesy of this site, where you can view some amazing close-up photography. |
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Have you, like me, wondered many times just what exactly it is about clowns that freaks so many people out? Check out this Random Clown Generator and you'll know exactly why.
Some of my favourites: This one, this one and this one.
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The only seven-star hotel on the planet, the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai, has created a new benchmark for luxury since its opening in 1999. It has 202 two-storey suites, an underwater seafood restaurant, gold mosaic floors and a fleet of white Rolls-Royces for its guests. They can now add the world's highest tenniscourt to that list.
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Imagine, if you will. You're on a date with a nice girl, and, being a man, you naturally want to get it on with her. What do you do? You can either buy her dinner, take her to a movie, treat her like a princess, and have a bit of patience, or you can flat-out ask her. Now, no self-respecting man would ever consider the first option, so asking her is gonna be the way to go. How do you go about this?
This is where the Amazing Euphemism Generator comes in. This astounding technical feat offers you ambiguous and witty ways of asking a girl to have sex with you.
Some of my favourites:
- "Would you like to ignite the great big bunny?"
- "How would you feel about shouting at the gravy?"
- "How's about a nice petting of the royal yam?"
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And I conclude with a picture of, what else, a duck.
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Cheers
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