Caption this III.

• "You look stressed, boy," Sarge said. "Why don't you go out and get yourself some pussy."
• "Well, it hasn't eaten in six days. Doesn't that make it a weapon of mass destruction?"
• "I just wanna apologise for shoving you down that guy's pants at Abu Ghraib. That was a terrible thing to do to a cat."
• "Wow, when you purr, it sounds just exactly like an insurgent terrorist choking to death on his own blood."
• "So, explain to me again how you got away from that Schrodinger feller?"
• "Hey, You! Yeah, You! The fat ugly Doberman who thinks it's funny to chase me up a tree. Why don't you bring your hairy ass over here and try to chase me now! Eh?! You my bitch, now! Dat's right! Dat's right!"

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