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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Go figure.

I thought I saw a small piece of licorice lying just to the left of my keyboard, but after I ate it it turned out to have been a spider.

Ah well ..

Cheers

9 Comments:

Blogger Pep said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking grrrrrooooossssssss!!!!!

:)

9:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh that is so gross!!!! :D
Are you short-sighted then?

The spider's mother

9:38 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

What do you want me to do, retch the bugger up?

Could've been worse: I could've thought it was a spider, ate it, and then found out that it was in fact a piece of licorice.

There's something horribly wrong with the tense of that sentence, but I'll be buggered to figure it out, and you catch my drift.

Cheers

10:11 pm  
Blogger nique said...

tense ....of....sentence....is....killing....me....

are you serious? did you eat a spider? didn't you see it moving or feel the prickly insectness on your tongue?

10:59 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Well, they always say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Cheers

10:59 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

And nique - you of all people should not comment on my use of tense.

And I might be serious. Then again, I might not be. Your call.

Cheers

11:02 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm coming to getcha!!!

- The spider's mother

7:43 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Good, I haven't eaten all day.

Cheers

8:32 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Hang on.

A woman strong enough to lug an entire bed to the middle of the room is afraid of a teeny tiny li'l spider?!

Funny, that. I bet the spider had a good laugh, too.

Cheers

12:57 am  

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