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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Bust dunny.

I never knew I had pets.

We're having a spell of good weather over here, so I opened up a few windows earlier today to get some fresh air into the place. However, the wind brought me face to face with the single biggest dust bunny ever to have been seen.

Point in case:


To compare. That's an actual cow standing next to it. On my desk.

I'm gonna name it hank and love it dearly.

Cheers

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please don't call it Hank. Call it Hanna instead... That way my bunny can come fuck your bunny.

10:46 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

That I wanna see - Hanna it is.

Cheers

11:47 am  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

I have an actual bunny that would like to have a threesome.

5:12 am  
Blogger Lies said...

Actually, Snakehead, I'm afraid it'll be just your regular one on one again. My bunny left to go live with the lesbians again, so now I'm officially bunniless.

I don't understand. The bunny's a he, damnit!

6:59 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

While bestiality is and will always be nasty, lesbian bestiality somehow appeals.

Cheers

7:34 pm  
Blogger Lies said...

Lesbian everything seems to appeal to you... Amazing stuff right there.

7:49 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

It's that damn Y-chromosome, I tell ya!

Cheers

7:57 pm  

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