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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Matters of the ear.

Excerpt taken from Madonna's Like A Prayer:
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer,
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there,
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power,
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but is she not rather vividly describing .. erm .. performing fellatio on someone? And if so, has this been common knowledge, and have I just been missing out for the past 15 or 20 years? Why the hell did no one tell me this, because this one tiny piece of knowledge could have made my childhood so much more fun.

And I simply refuse to believe that U2 cooperated with the gangraping of one of their best songs, One. I mean, Mary J. fucking Blige?!

Tssk, tssk, Bono.

Oh, and I still loathe the Black Eyed Peas and Gwen Stefani, but that goes without saying.

Cheers

2 Comments:

Blogger Pep said...

The U2 rehash is pretty poor, I give you that.

:/

10:57 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought that One was a particularly overwrought song until I heard Johnny Cash do it. Now I think it's a good song that Bono shamelessly hammed up.

6:24 am  

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