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Thursday, March 16, 2006

My girlfriend is trying to kill me.

One huge chocolate bunny rabbit at a time.

And should you have any doubt concerning this particular bunny rabbit's hugeness, here's some perspective.
Can you spell 'Coronary artery', kids? She hates me, she really does.

Cheers

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

at first i thought it was a vibrator. ouch.

12:53 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Who says it isn't. The chocolate-y, bunny-ish kind.

Caution: Do not use for extended amounts of time. Will melt.

Cheers

12:58 am  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

I wonder what it feels like when it melts... inside you.

1:08 am  
Blogger Martin said...

The thing is immense and made out of chocolate, and it's the melting that interests you?

I worry about you.

Cheers

1:13 am  
Blogger Holly {ArtistMotherTeacher} said...

How much does that thing weigh?

8:38 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Almost two full pounds.

Cheers

11:20 pm  
Blogger Unknown said...

Don't worry. Just run a few miles after eating each one. You'll be fine.

12:11 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Hey, hey, no swearing on my blog, dammit!

Cheers

12:15 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang, that's one large bunny. Did she happen to take an life insurance policy out on you recently?

1:15 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Her hatred towards me transcends monetary rewards.

Cheers

1:17 am  

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