Edible wisdom.

The other day, I was thinking. Yes, I tend to do that.

You know those Fortune Cookies, right? Those small, practically inedible little cookies with a small strip of paper hidden in them with a cute little saying on it, the ones you get when going out for Chinese food?

Yes, those.

I was wondering what would happen if you ate a few of those without taking the little bits of paper out, and I came to the conclusion that one of a possible two things would happen:

• You'd either puke proverbs,
• or defecate dictum.

Cheers