Subtlety is overrated, anyway.

In my apartment building there's this lady who, whenever she leaves her apartment to do whatever it is she's going to do, feels the need to check if her door is properly locked. She does so by grabbing the doorknob and janking it hard. Then she proceeds by doing it again. And again. And again. And again (no, seriously, up to five times).

She leaves for work, every day, at 8 AM.

My message to this lady is as follows: Die, you awful bitch. Die.

's All.

Cheers