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Saturday, July 09, 2005

Kill the baby.

I like Joss Stone. I do.

Miss StoneShe looks nice, she sings nice, she looks nice and she looks nice - what's not to like, really? I dig her jazzy music, her mellow sounds, her husky voice.

And she participated in the Live8 concerts, a week ago, which is a good thing. But then again, what celeb didn't?

But if she sings the word 'baby' in any of her songs, ever again, I'm gonna hunt her down, boil her in a big-ass pan of water, and feed her to her unsuspecting parents. Fucking batch.

Seriously.

Consider yourself warned, Joss.

Cheers

6 Comments:

Blogger Martin said...

Haven't even seen those, to be honest (or is the picture I put in the post from the GAP-ad?).

Cheers

12:02 am  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Martin, the word is bItch with an I.

Now, say it with me.

B-I-T-C-H. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

Got it?

6:47 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Read the post below. No, seriously, go, read it.

Cheers

3:03 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Ahh.. I see. where did you learn that word anyway?

5:35 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

It's not exactly the most difficult of words, is it?

Cheers

8:15 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She does GAP ads? OK, I don't like her anymore now. I'm with Bill Hicks: "You do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call... Unless you're Willie Nelson."

2:09 am  

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