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Sunday, July 03, 2005

People who look like people XII.

Got another one for you. Really difficult, this one, so water your plants, do the dishes, grab a pen and paper, and pay bloody attention, will you?!

Clues, which I'll make terribly easy:
  • One of the two people shown below is Trevor Reznik, the insomniac main character of last year's film The Machinist.
  • The other of the two people shown below is Quinn Abercromby, the dragon-battling main character from the 2002 crapfest Reign of Fire.
Ooh, shiny! Jesus, man. Eat!

You know what; forget about this one, if you will. These two blokes look nothing alike. I don't know what I was thinking.

I'll go look for some better ones.

Cheers

19 Comments:

Blogger Silence said...

Hehe Martin. Good joke, or joke at least. :-)

3:47 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Here's a good one.

Michael Jackson vs. one of the apes from Planet of the Apes.

I swear, they look just alike.

8:31 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

And you little walking green man is killing me. I can stare at it for hours and hours and h.....

8:36 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Ah, you mean this one? Old news, my friend, old news.

Do you have a little walking green man-fetish, or something - you freak me out!

Cheers

8:44 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Oops. Didn't see that.

I think I do. It's so mesmerizing. And it has no hands. And it never gets tired.

I think I'm in love.

8:52 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

It has no hands and it never gets tired - it's much like me, in those respects. I type with my tongue. Doing capitals is a bitch.

Oh, and by the way - are you saying you didn't read my entire archive?! For shame!

Cheers

8:55 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

I know. I'm ashamed of myself too.

Don't throw rocks at me.

I'll keep posting comments just so you'll reply and then there'll be tonnes of little walking green man on this page.

Ooooh. All of them together. Like an orgy.

9:00 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

I resent you for talking about throwing rocks when you know I have no hands.

You're a pig. A snake-pig-head. Yeah.

Cheers

9:01 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

You're partially right as I was born in the year of boar.

So how do you maturbate without using hands? You can blow yourself?

9:05 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

:-D

I think I'll end this before it gets out of hand (geddit?). Besides, my tongue is getting sore.

Cheers

9:08 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Yes, it's getting a little out of hand.

:-)

9:11 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

As much as I love the fact that my blog actually looks popular now (a fact which is disproven as soon as the unknowing visitor actually reads all those comments), we have to call it quits.

Leave me alone.

Cheers

9:17 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never saw reign of fire, but I can spot Christian Bale anywhere *drools*.

6:23 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Okay, so who's the other guy?

(No cheating allowed.)

Cheers

7:53 am  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

I know! I know!

9:55 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Alright, you there in the back, the one talking out of his penis.

Speak up.

Cheers

10:33 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

They are both the same person! It's just that they look so different, some dumb guy named Martin mistaken them for two different people.

All right, people. You may praise me now.

10:40 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

We'll ignore the fact that I had to tell you that.

You ass.

Cheers

10:46 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

What?! What did I say?!

;-)

12:02 am  

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