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Happened upon this picture accidentally, and I just had to give it a go. The actual story behind this picture is right here, but don't bother reading it, because it will bore the pants off of you.

• "I plead 'not guilty' to the charge of sexual harassment, your honour, and I think the jury will agree, especially the hot babe in the front row with the fabulous joybags."
• "You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!"
• "Bobby Jones, you have been tried by a jury of your peers and found guilty of eating your own boogers."
• The "Sharon Stone/Basic Instinct" ploy didn't have the desired effect, but the defendant did get a phone number from the babe in the pink sleeveless number.
• [Insert predictable "And what else did you observe at Neverland"-caption here]
• "O.K. I confess. But what with O.J., Robert Blake, and Mike Schiavo, I figured wife-killing was basically legal in this country."

Suggestions? You know where to put them.

Cheers