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Saturday, March 19, 2005

George Lucas has a dirty mind.

In light of the upcoming final chapter (or .. erm .. the middle chapter .. whatever) of the Star Wars Saga, I present to you the top ten sexually suggestive lines of dialogue from all three the original films.

Star Wars:
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
The Empire Strikes Back:
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
The Return of the Jedi:
10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."
Lucas, you scoundrel you!

Cheers

7 Comments:

Blogger Silence said...

You have way to much time on your hands... Funny though :-)

3:34 am  
Blogger Martin said...

I wish I could take credit for this, but alas, I can't.

Still funny, though.

Cheers

11:45 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

State your sources, mister! That's pure plagiarism!

I've never seen Star Wars. Well, I've seen Attack of the Clones, but only because there were four of us that wanted to see four different movies, so we chose the one movie none of us wanted to see. There's logic in there. You just have to look hard enough.

1:33 am  
Blogger Martin said...

I never reveal my sources.

To tell you the truth, I've never sat down and really watched them, either. I've seen bits and pieces, of course, but they just don't do much for me.

Same goes for the Godfather-trilogy.

Cheers

1:41 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I may have seen some Godfathers. I've seen more Godfather impersonations though.

I'm not really big on sequelly things.

1:52 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Nor me - LotR is the exception.

And Back to the Future, which is a series I will always cherish.

Cheers

1:57 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't like those. Did like Sissi though...

2:07 am  

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