Put her out of my misery.

Or me out of hers, whatever.

So here's what I propose - a very simple 4-step plan.

1. I open up a PayPal-account;
2. You lot donate some money to it every now and again. Doesn't have to be much, doesn't have to be often, as long as it'll be enough to achieve the final goal;
3. When a certain amount of money is collected, I'll grab the yellow pages, and I'll approach the best hitman our current budget can afford. Hopefully he'll accept the task we give him; if not, we'll have to go with a cheaper one with fewer scruples;
4. We have Gwen Stefani assassinated.

Who's with me?

Cheers