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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Cheeky. Very very cheeky.

My girlfriend left the house earlier, and when I looked in the fridge just now, it turned out she drank all my apple juice and ate what was left of my sausage (not a euphemism, mind - if it was, I would not be complaining).

What kind of woman leaves her man behind without apple juice and sausage?!

Cheers

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So your sausage is "incomplete", is that what you're saying?

2:28 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

It was. It's entirely gone now. It's in sausage heaven.

Cheers

2:37 pm  

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