My thoughts on things.
Dan Brown
After reading The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons I've come to the conclusion that mr. Brown is a socalled 'One Trick Pony' - which is a shame, considering his one trick is a rather shabby one.
Senility
I have the sneaking suspicion that senility doesn't exist. It's a hoax, perpetuated by all the old people worldwide. During the day they do ridiculous things, like taking a shit in a tumbledrier or wandering off in their underwear, and at night they all come together to compare their adventures and laugh their asses off.
Tangerines
No, I can't say I have a single interesting thought about tangerines.
Flies
Flies seem utterly incapable of understanding the concept of glass. They fly into it, at full speed, again, again and again. Which, besides blinding stupidity, shows physical strength and determination, both of which are admirable.
Time
It doesn't exist, yet it controls our lives to the very core. It's interesting, how humanity invents constructs like that, like good & evil, love, time, etc., to function properly. However, I am one of the few who subscribes to the theory that like the abovementioned constructs, cookies also do not exist. We only think they do, to keep ourselves from crawling into the nearest corner and sob uncontrolably.
Cheese
Hmmmmm, cheese.
Cheers
After reading The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons I've come to the conclusion that mr. Brown is a socalled 'One Trick Pony' - which is a shame, considering his one trick is a rather shabby one.
Senility
I have the sneaking suspicion that senility doesn't exist. It's a hoax, perpetuated by all the old people worldwide. During the day they do ridiculous things, like taking a shit in a tumbledrier or wandering off in their underwear, and at night they all come together to compare their adventures and laugh their asses off.
Tangerines
No, I can't say I have a single interesting thought about tangerines.
Flies
Flies seem utterly incapable of understanding the concept of glass. They fly into it, at full speed, again, again and again. Which, besides blinding stupidity, shows physical strength and determination, both of which are admirable.
Time
It doesn't exist, yet it controls our lives to the very core. It's interesting, how humanity invents constructs like that, like good & evil, love, time, etc., to function properly. However, I am one of the few who subscribes to the theory that like the abovementioned constructs, cookies also do not exist. We only think they do, to keep ourselves from crawling into the nearest corner and sob uncontrolably.
Cheese
Hmmmmm, cheese.
Cheers
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I know this doctor who's really good at helping people quit crack. I'll email you his number.
I'd prefer you calling me to give me his email address.
Cheers
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