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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Quelle surprise.

A few days ago Scarlett Johansson dropped by, just like she used to in the olden days. I offered a cup of tea but she prefered a glass of wine, which she got. I could see something was bothering her, but I'd sit it out, wait for her to broach the subject she came over to discuss. I wasn't gonna ask for it, that wouldn't be polite.

The wine did the trick - after a few glasses and some reminiscing she loosened up. She got quiet for a bit, and avoided eye contact, but soon enough her secret came out. Turns out she loves me, unconditionally and infinitely. Always has and always will, she said. I must say, I was hardly surprised. I told her the same thing I told Jennifer Aniston a while back, who approached me for a similar reason.

I poured her another glass of wine --because she loves the wine-- and I told her that I was already in a happy and healthy relationship, one which I immensely enjoyed being in, and that she was obviously married to her work, so it could never work out - it'd be doomed before it would ever begin.

She cried and objected, of course, claiming to be incapable of not being with me, so we had to compromise. So, instead, we agreed to occasionally have frantic, no-strings-attached sex. Just not on wednesday, that's Jennifer's day.

The things I do for my friends.

Cheers

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought i was her only one. this is bullshit!

10:57 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Ha! Sucka!

(Yes, I called you 'sucka'. What of it?)

Cheers

8:59 am  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

The other day Brandon Routh did the same thing to me. And we've been happily ever after.

8:39 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Seen Superman, I take it?

Any good?

Cheers

10:14 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Twice actually. Not because the movie was good, but because he was just so fucking hot. I've, you know, many times thinking about him. :-)

The movie was ok. The Lex Luthor's plot was kinda stupid. Actually it was very stupid. But you should still see it, because Superman will turn you gay. Hahahahha....

My life have been so boring lately ever since I started my internship that I have nothing to post.

12:29 am  

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