The (reasonably) good and the (terribly) bad.

Best lyric of the moment
"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger,
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggaz."

-- Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx - Gold Digger

Now, for the ebonically impaired among you, I'll try to translate mr. West's heartfelt message to something slightly more resembling the Queen's English:

"I wouldn't in a million years dare to go as far as to claim that this lovely young lady is cavorting with this strapping young lad merely because of his financial capacity,
However, I would now like to direct your attention to the obvious fact that this youthful dame is not in the slightest sharing her copious amounts of love with boys of a somewhat lesser stature."

Worst lyric of the moment
"Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps."

-- The Black Eyes Peas - My Humps

I'd translate it, but I really can't be bothered. Besides, I'm not in the mood for a shower right now.

Cheers