The missing link.
I've found the missing link. And with the missing link I do not mean the holy grail of Evolutionism, the fossil representing the evolutionary transition from monkeys or apes to modern man. No, I mean that, while writing my previous post, I've finally found some common ground for Evolutionists and Creationists. Something we can agree on.
Women suck.
Hear me out.
Evolutionism
As pointed out below, women are the broken cork in the wine bottle of evolution, they are the blood clot stuck in the vein of Darwinism, they are the gridlock on the interstate of natural selection. I've made that quite clear.
Creationism
While I do not know the Bible by heart, I do seem to remember that the reason us humans, right now, are enveloped in sin, is Eve, the first women. We would have done just fine, back there in Paradise, had Eve not used her feminine wiles to persuade Adam to eat that apple, which forced the Old Man to boot us from Paradise; the Fall.
So, basically, no matter what your personal belief system is, we can stand united in our fight against our eternal foe; women.
Cheers
Women suck.
Hear me out.
As pointed out below, women are the broken cork in the wine bottle of evolution, they are the blood clot stuck in the vein of Darwinism, they are the gridlock on the interstate of natural selection. I've made that quite clear.
While I do not know the Bible by heart, I do seem to remember that the reason us humans, right now, are enveloped in sin, is Eve, the first women. We would have done just fine, back there in Paradise, had Eve not used her feminine wiles to persuade Adam to eat that apple, which forced the Old Man to boot us from Paradise; the Fall.
So, basically, no matter what your personal belief system is, we can stand united in our fight against our eternal foe; women.
Cheers
5 Comments:
You talk sense there boy.
Did you just get dumped or something?
Are you not getting any from your girlfriend or what?
Yeah, but you can't convince me to shack up with a guy!
Woman may be nutty, egotistical, depraved, manipulating gits... but damn, look at that bootaaeee!!!!
:)
Pep, I'm fairly sure you're not black.
So, please, stop it.
Cheers
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