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Friday, September 09, 2005

Spot the differences.

Locusts breed like crazy, and, driven by their huge appetite, they travel great distances, from rural village to rural village, where they instantly strip entire crop fields of any food plant they encounter, leaving these villages ravaged and ruined.

My girlfriend and I breed like crazy, and, driven by our huge appetite and severe lack of funds, we travel great distances, from relative to relative, where we instantly empty out fridges and cupboards of any eddible substance we encounter, leaving these kind people ravaged and ruined.

Cheers

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You breed like crazy? As if the world isn't overpopulated enough as it is!

6:24 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Well, we 'breed' like crazy then. Better?

Still alive, huh?

Cheers

6:40 pm  
Blogger Pep said...

Hahaha, that's funny, man!

:)

11:47 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

What differences?

7:43 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Exactly!

Cheers

12:24 pm  

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